Scene from a Grocery Store Parking Lot

I coincidentally ran into a friend of mine in the local grocery store parking lot today. The following is the conversation that transpired:



Friend: Hey! How you doing?

Me: I have to buy Poise Pads for my dog.

Friend: *snort*

Me: I put a Poise Pad in his belly band to keep him from marking things.

Friend: (laughter) My day is SO much better now.

Me: Hey, I do what I can.