A 39 Kilobyte computer got men to the moon.

Food for thought.

Huh.

Some guy tried to pick me up at Home Depot.

No seriously.

He was actually shouting his phone number to me across the parking lot.

Huh.

What a day, the passing of both Johnny Cash and John Ritter. Is there anyone who doesn't know "Ring of Fire" (and laughed when it showed up in a fast food commercial)? And who can forget Ritter's amazing performance as the smalltown homosexual in "SlingBlade" or the eerily perfect Ted in "Buffy...."

Even the wind seems a little sad.

Word to the wise: Looming up on someone's bumper while on the highway and flashing your brights at them is just damn rude.

A. it's not your RIGHT to speed.
B. Contrary to what you obvoiusly think, the world does NOT revolve around you, therefore I have NO obligation to get out of your way
and
C. If I used your self-absorbed asshole behavior as a justification for my road rage, not a jury on the planet would convict me.

Afflicted with a slight Labor Day hangover, I stumbled upon Phil Anselmo's favorite videos on MTV2. This guy was so stoned that it's amazing he could string a coherent sentence together (Barely, but you get the point) Watching him was like being unable to turn away from a grisly car accident - I was replused and fascinated at the same time.

I can see it now - instead of those annoying commercials about how your daughter will end up raped if she smokes a joint with some teenage boy, they'll show a clip of Phil Anselmo muttering to himself while absently touching his hair. For added emphasis, they'll insinuate he supports terrorism (cuz anyone who does illegal drugs funds the Al-Queda - duh)

It's really a good thing Nancy Reagan didn't get ahold of this guy in the 80's, her "just say no' campaign would've been a helluva lot more sucessful.