Every so often there's an article or a news report about how the United States Postal Service is losing money. There is really no great mystery why this is happening - at least not to people like myself who are sending packages all over the country every week.

Let's see:
January: Lost a package containing two CDs on its way to Texas, never to be seen again.
February: demolished an envelope containing five CDs and accompanying presskits, so that only ONE cd actually made it to its destination. When a "lost mail" claim form was requested by the intended recipient, she was told that the office didn't have any. Then, a phone call to a postmaster resulted in the statement "You didn't insure the package, so nothing can be done." Wait, wait, wait. I PAID you to deliver a package from point A to point B. But you're telling me that if I don't ‘insure' said package, you're not responsible for it? So basically I couldn't handed the envelope and money for postage to a local skateboarder an had as much chance as delivery???
March: USPS delivers a CD to California - broken in half. I'm sure they'll take no responsibility for that either.

She could dance all night and shake the paint off the walls

Name that tune and maybe you'll get a prize from me!!!

a lyric with me in mind:

"There's an art to falling down"
- Stacy Jones, American Hi-Fi, from the new album The Art of Losing, Song "The Gold Rush"

lyric of the day:

got a good butt, but she can't remember whether
she's a good girl or she's bad, or count the sex she's had.
- butch walker

Cristy + Rollerskates = bruised tushy